My daughter Sara sent this to me a couple of years ago. Thought it's worth repeating. Hope you enjoy it!!
How to clean the house:

1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it " Housework ."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your computer will ask you, " Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently ?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better? Works for me! :)
More on cleaning:
Spring Cleaning with Vinegar
The Health and Mental Health Benefits of Spring Cleaning
Three Steps to Clever Cleaning